Friday, July 07, 2006

Battle Royale!

Is this really just an innocent but dorky "Personal Cooling System" like the ad copy claims? Is it really designed solely for the sounds-kind-of-neat-until- you-think-about-it purpose of keeping a small section of your neck cool? Or is it a deadly prison collar, designed to explode, tearing open your jugular vein if you attempt to escape or fail to kill the rest of your classmates down to the last man???

Whatever it is, it comes in two colors: PC and IMac.

(If the Sharper Image does indeed run an obligatory death match chosen by lot with weapons assigned at random, one could only hope to end up with something like the Leatherman Tool and not one of those goddamn ozone-seeping Ionic Breezes.)

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home