Wednesday, July 19, 2006


Today's victim of unaskedfor mockery is this, the iJoy Board Motorized Balance Trainer. It's supposed to help you balance and be like snowboarding or skateboarding, except without the exhiliration of speed and the wind in your hair and the threat of physical danger and the sense of personal accomplishment. BUT you can do it while watching TV.

Kudos to Mr. Board Rider here in making a noble effort to appear as though he's enjoying himself. He looks a bit as though he's trying to graciously accept the bet he lost that had him fingered to be the model for this ludicrous overpriced piece of crap.

And now, I leave you with a Shel Silverstein poem:

I can't afford a skate board.
I can't afford a surf board.
The only board I can afford
Is a board.


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