Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Turbo Nail Clipper

We now turn our attention to a sale item, the Turbo Nail Clipper. Formerly $49.99, it's on sale for a reasonable $19.95 (while an old fashioned manual nail clipper costs about a buck). This product touts itself as "the power tool for a man's nails", trying very hard to make your extraordinary laziness and gullibility sound masculine.

Bah. Real men don't use pansy grooming devices. They tear off their fingernails with their bare hands.


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